This is not an original idea, but I just had to share the recent search engine entries for my blog. I’m telling you, some of them really crack me up! These are the words and phrases that people have entered into a search engine, Google or Yahoo or what have you, and the search engine led them to my blog.
Most of them contain logical things like “lesbian,” “domestic discipline,” or “F/F spanking.” The great majority of them contain my name (which tickles me no end — people actually know me by name! *vbg*), although it’s clear some of them were expecting a different Alyx. *g* And of course there are all the possible variations:
In some cases it’s clear why they found me, but in other cases I have no idea why I ended up as a result on their search!
i’m your friend. i’m going to spank you. f/f
True, I’m just thoughtful like that.
lesbian domestick dicipline
A clear Freudian slip, but oddly appropriate.
as justice had to be done the woman had to bare her buttocks for receiving her judicial caning on them
I’m thinking they had a specific story in mind, and it was already half-written in their head.
m/f come here i am going to spank you soundly
Uh, not likely!
episode season “her sprain”
Bet that show doesn’t get renewed next season.
you’re gonna get a lickin as punishment
I don’t know, kinda sounds like it could be a reward too. 😉
spank me gently, please
Yes, I know exactly where this one came from. And it still cracks me up. 😀
spank her in the ass and push her to the audience
I’m pretty sure I never wrote a story like this….
the disicipline of the slips and puts to bed seasons
christian domestic discipline slang
Boy, did they come to the wrong place! *LOL*
what dessert in julie julia did julie make for her friends
Whoops, poor foodie found kink instead!
alyx huge ass
I beg your pardon, that’s a bit personal, don’t you think?!
half life 2 alyx wet herself
Untrue, untrue, I categorically deny it!
Ha, they were obviously looking for Fizzy’s blog. *g*
Ahem. You mean “Alyx’s Lizzie,” don’t you?
can a young woman be made to cry by spanking her
Why yes, yes she can.
Hm, sounds like a fairy tale.
a sore bottom for miss smith
I’d like to read that one myself.
only met her once… but i fucked her twice…. elbow macaroni bitch!
I don’t know which is more intriguing: the fact that my site came up, or the real story behind that search!
But this is my favorite, and I have absolutely no idea why my blog qualified for this one:
when inanna lay against the fig tree her cunt was glorious to observe
One day I’m going to sponsor a writing contest, and that’s gonna be the opening line. 😀