Nobody should be seeing this yet, but just in case you’re naughty and have somehow found it…. *SWAT!*
Have some patience while I try to build this blog thing, okay? There are a lot of story pages to move over, and I do (despite rumors to the contrary) have a life!
Alyxfic 
Welcome to WordPress—as WP rocks! Looking forward to enjoying more of your spanky fiction goodness.
Dave
Thanks, Dave. I am slowly working my way around WordPress…it certainly has a lot of features. Now if I can just figure them all out. 🙂
I’m only a day late, but…
Happy 1st Birthday! I’m sure your blog will continue to flourish and entertain for many more years to come!!
What’s that charming little Birthday custom called again…it’s completely slipped my mind?
Sandy
I agree with Sandy here! All traditions should be carried out, no exceptions. I will even ‘help’ by providing the necessary ‘tools’, teehee~ *bg*
Sandy and Raine you both have wonderful ideas! I have some scientific knowledge of the human body and the ways it can be stimulated through soft and deep touch. Also kinda remember which areas of the body are more susceptible to touch, but that class in college was not very interesting. Not sure I can be a whole lot of help, but I do know how to stand look-out 🙂
I can’t really offer much on the positioning of the said ‘subject’, but depending on the tool that Raine decides, I’m sure we could gather empirical evidence. Fizzy is likely an expert or Pippen, they seem to find themselves on those positions quite regularly.
I was also think, since this is a public blog site, everyone on the site should be allowed to participate in the festivities to celebrate the 1 year birthday. So popcorn, cake, beer, liquor, and whatever else seems appropriate. **vbg**
Birthdays are always FUN!!
Happy first birthday to.
ROTFL! Sandy’s right! The birthday blogger does deserve a little something to celebrate the wonderful first year of this blog which has brought us all so much joy and, in some cases, pain. *innocently* I wonder if a certain top out there might agree?
Ah. We-ell… The ‘Birthday Spanking’ is actually an American cultural practice and, as an Englishwoman, it is not one I am very familiar with. …Now, I can think of *lots* of reasons why the lovely Alyx might require a rosy bottom, but perhaps I should leave her blog’s birthday spanking up to those of you with the proper qualifications? A US passport maybe? *g* There are 365 other days in (this) year for me to assist Alyx with her… *cough*… ‘sometimes brat’ … side. 😉
Happy Birthday, Sweet One – this is a lovely blog and one that brings many people, especially me, a lot of pleasure.
xxx ~ Aer
Ok thx Aer! Sooo…even though she did say American brats, I think that Sandy should be at least offered virtual citizenship for a day, since it was her idea? Come hee-ere Alyx! C’mon, it’s just one whack to honor you *lol* and one to grow on…by which of course we mean, “more stories pleez.” 😀
Gee, thanks for throwing me to the wolves, Aer! 😀 And I beg your pardon! I have no “sometimes brat” side! (Thank you, honey. As always, your words make me tingle. *smooch*)
Now then! *rolling up sleeves* It’s a good thing I know that you brats don’t really want to see me over anyone’s knee. And, in fact, I think I should observe this occasion by tanning some naughty backsides. *pointing to spot in front of me* Line up, you little miscreants! I’m about to demonstrate how a birthday spanking is properly done!
Oh, you don’t have to go over anyone’s knee. Over the arm of the sofa is fine. *sweet smile* Anyway, it’s YOUR BLOG’s birthday, not ours, so you can’t give US a birthday spanking! haha! *looking around for the other brats* Who wants to help?
I’m with you Fizzy (only because I believe in we should stick together, 2 or more v 1 are better odds). Plus it looks like we are already in trouble, so might as well make it worth it 🙂
Alyx….birthday spankings are tradition and they bring good luck! Common on, how bad could 1 or 2 swats actually be, we’ll be gentle *grin*
I’m in with you two! We can definitely win now that were 3 vs. 1. 😀
happy 1st birthday to your blog alyx…
i have no comment to make on the current birthday spanking alyx activities but i would definitely pay money to see it. imitating fizzy’s sweet smile. alsyn
Yes Alyx, no changing the rules to suit yourself, time to assume the position…now, where have you hidden that big paddle?
Mutiny!! You know, I told my brat no one would join in with her, but I forgot how filled with false bravado brats get when they’re in a pack. *shaking head* You do realize how this is all going to End Up, don’t you? And I’m talking about YOUR ends, my insubordinate little friends. *growl*
Sandy the last time I saw err felt the big ass paddle was in Alyx’s house. Not sure if she has another preference? Or if any of the well-manner younger members of the group have different ideas 🙂
We must stick together *vbg*
Alyx gazed at the assembled brats with narrowed eyes.
“All right, then,” she said evenly. “Never let it be said that I’m not a good sport. I’ll play along…but there will be NO wooden paddle!” She left the room and returned carry one of black leather, which had a soft furry covering on one side. She handed it to Sandy,
“This top is not taking down her jeans, either,” she said, arms crossed and with a growl in her voice. The brats, astonished at the turn of events, didn’t dream of arguing. Alyx walked over to the sofa and bent over the padded armrest. She looked over her back at them with a slight grin.
“Well, what are you waiting for? Let the birthday celebration begin!”
Well, well well … I came back just in time …. for the show. (oops celebration) 😉
I know it’s one year but can we all take turns? Just one whack each… please? “line up behind Sandy, swinging my arm getting ready for my turn” 🙂 hmmm, which side should I use: leather or fur?? Oh don’t forget to take a pic as well. LOL
wow
ya know that slight grin….makes me nervous, red flags are going up everywhere
just saying maybe we should just step back and take it all in
maybe even take a picture as a momento. anyone have a cell phone
Sandy…go for it before she changes her mind!
So we all get give you one right? That is how I’m remembering this tradition 🙂
Sandy strolls forward, swinging the paddle, clearly enjoying being a ‘Virtual American’!!
“Oh Alyx”, she says sweetly, reaching for Alyx’s waistband. “A little bird told me that it’s not your decision whether or not these stay up”. “However”, she continued, firmly grasping the denim and pulling it taut over the generous cheeks, “I’m willing to let it go this time”!!
“Don’t push your luck missy”, growls Alyx, shifting her body slightly. “I haven’t forgotten who opened this can of worms, so I suggest you hurry up and get on with it before I change my mind”!
Sandy lifts the paddle high, pauses for a second.. then brings it crashing down at an alarming speed before coming to an abrupt halt just inches from the target! Grinning to herself, she turns the implement fur side down and lets it fall gently… much to the disappointment of the assembled brats!
Sandy looks at them all apologetically. “Sorry guys, what can I say. I am a complete lightweight! I’ve grown much too fond of Alyx to hit her hard…Anyway, aren’t blog birthday spankings meant to be fun”!!
Now, who’s brave enough to go next!
Ok, my turn. 😉 A gentle pat on the jeans clad buttocks with my hand …. then
*presenting Alyx with a yummi homemade choc volcano cake with a candle on top, and a handful of balloons and whistles* Congratulations, can’t believe it’s been a year already! Hope Alyxfic continues to thrive and entertain us (hint: more stories please ;)). Your effort is much appreciated! *hug*
Peach
*giving Alyx a hug, then reaching down and giving her a good smack, because someone should* 😀 That’s your “one to grow on” – but even if you never wrote another story we would still love your blog and reread all the wonderful stories you’ve given us and be grateful, you know that, right? *moment broken by distraction* Ooh, cake!
alsyn peeks out behind fizzy holds up her cell phone and takes a picture of alyx bent over the arm of the sofa.
smiling wickedly to herself, hmmmm i wonder if anyone would pay money for this
:::Big, big smile and a twinkle in my eyes:::: text that to me, will you, alysn?
:::winking at Alyx::::
Awww. *really touched* You know, I was all prepared to suffer your hijinks and then pay everyone back with “party favors” in the form of cherry-red “cupcakes” all around! *vbg* But you all have been so sweet — thank you, my friends! Thank you for your good wishes, making me laugh and feel so blessed, and giving me so much in return. I truly have the best readers and brats around! *cuddles for everyone, followed swats* 😀
Whoa….What’s this? Brats holding tools of discipline…..A Top laying prostrate over a sofa. I feel like I have stepped into an alternate dimension. *grabs the paddle and spins it slowly in my hand with a huge grin* Hmmmmmm I think I’m going to like it here. 😉
Happy 1st B-day. I know I’m a little late but there were no directions given for this place. I found it by happenstance.
Thank you for the good wishes, Kayla. Belated or not, it’s still much appreciated. 🙂 But you’d better think twice about what you’re going to do with that paddle. *warning look*
*snaps out of the transe and puts the paddle slowly down; keeping an eye on Alyx* Ummm hehehe I was just admiring it is all. No worries. * eyes closed, clicking ruby red converses together, whispers* There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home.
Wise choice, Kayla. It is a very nice paddle. And if you ever want to experience it up close and personal, just let me know. I’m sure that can be arranged. 🙂