A Christmas Poem

by Robin

Dear villagers and Alyx dear
May i please lend your patient ear?
Im not a writer nor a bard
To write a story proved too hard
But if you have a little time
May I torment you with a rhyme?

Long time lurking i had spent
When i left fear behind and went
To roam the cyber roads and links
In search of sisters in the kink
And when the winding road did bend
I found a village at the end

The friendliest villagers you can find
And a Mayor of the finest kind
With wisdom and a heart of gold
And many wonderful stories told
Just logging in a little while
You witty ladies makes me smile

Or even roll on floor in laughter
Just be careful what may follow after
Cause if you’re cheeky it might be
You end up over someones knee
And if you have a pun in store
Your cyber bum gets cyber sore

Im happy i did not turn back
Cause everybody needs a pack
A merry little kindred band
To chat with and who’ll understand
So please accept my grateful thank you
From just a random bratty spanko

So Merry Christmas from a friend
To all I wish a stinging end!
For Tops as well I make for fun
that last mischievous wish and run!

12 Responses to A Christmas Poem

  1. Alyx says:

    Robin, this made me laugh out loud! 😆 You definitely are a talented bard, and the fact that you can rhyme and use the subtleties of humor in another language makes it even more impressive! Thank you so much for your lovely contribution to the holiday exchange, and thank you even more for your always generous, appreciative presence….it means a lot. 🥰

    • Robin says:

      Thank you so much Alyx, for your sweet words  and for calling it a poem lol. I’m so happy i could make you laugh! And I also want to take the opportunity to thank you again for having us all in your wonderful village!
      *hugs*

  2. dmm dmm says:

    Lol, this is awesome. I love it. For me, an after Christmas Day gift is just the best. I love seeing new poetical (is that even a word) works especially those bent toward kink (spanking). This is great. I hope you will have many more ideas/thoughts/poems pop in your head that you can share. Maybe even a story some day. Thank you soooo very much.

    • Robin says:

      Thank you so much, for your very kind words Dmm dmm! 😊 Im a bit shy even sharing a rhyme but you never know with such nice encouragement i might become bolder lol!

  3. Peachie says:

    Robin, this is great! Accurate description of the cozy Village, its spanky Mayor, and its … um… well-behaved inhabitants! LOL Yeah you’re definitely a poet. Loved the rhymes! Happy holidays to you and yours.

    • Robin says:

      Peachie , thank you so much, I’m very happy you enjoyed it! Yeah well-behaved is the word I agree! Happy holidays to you and your loved ones too!

  4. Woodsy says:

    Good to see you here and clearly having great fun with this.
    Fun is so needed.

  5. Ash says:

    Amazing, Robin! ❤ You're a great poet! I can't write poetry. I am always so amazed by those who can.

    • Robin says:

      Im happy you enjoyed it Ash! I wanted to write something but couldn’t wrangle my ideas into a story… I do like to rhyme though lol. Thank you so much for your kind comment!❤

  6. kati000 says:

    Wow, Robin, that was wonderful! What an awesome poem and it describes the global village so well :). Thanks and hope you had a wonderful Christmas.

    • Robin says:

      Thank you Kati for your sweet comment and greetings! I’m so happy you liked it.😊 I had a good Christmas and hope you did too! Happy New Year Kati!

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