Holiday Exchange…and best line I heard today

Hi All, we’re (the members of the Global Village, and anyone else who wants to join in) having our annual holiday gift exchange, which means we share stories or poems or puzzles or drawings….anything you can post online and want to share! It doesn’t have to be Xmas themed, either. It’s basically a way to share our contributions and appreciation, and it’s become a holiday tradition which is close to my heart. 🙂

Starting off the submissions is a story from Wookie, who for the second year in a row has sent in her gift incredibly early. I’ll post it December 1st, just to be seasonal, but this is a head’s up to anyone who’s thinking of participating — don’t wait till the last minute! (Who am I kidding? Some of you brats will undoubtedly wait till the last minute! *LOL*) Anyway, congrats to Wookie (although if she keeps being so darned early someone will have to spank her 😀 )!

If you want to join in, just email me your submission, and I’ll post it on my site. Or if you have your own site, send me the link and I’ll add that instead. 🙂

Oh, and I was listening to the Fortunately podcast with Fi and Jane today, and they had a great line. TMT turned me on to this British podcast, and though most of the references and many of the words elude me (it’s those accents!), I do find it quite entertaining. Anyway, one of them was saying that she’s heard using Botox can interfere with a woman’s orgasm. Then she added (paraphrasing here): “Not only can you not have an orgasm, but you can’t even fake it because your expression doesn’t change!” *LOL* Pretty witty, have to hand it to her. 😀

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14 Responses to Holiday Exchange…and best line I heard today

  1. Ellie says:

    With all due expert ma’am, but aren’t you a master procrastinator yourself?

    I have my story ready…in my head. I just hope I can escape my blank page crisis!

  2. Ash says:

    Well, I am definitely participating! I will try not to be last this time… I think I was last last time… and the time before that… and before that.😔 But at least that means I don’t get spanked for being early.😇

    • Alyx says:

      I think maybe you should be spanked for being last 3 times in a row! (But I am looking forward to your story, even though it takes FOREVER to get here! 😉 )

      • Ash says:

        But… it’s tradition.😇 My gift is the extra treat you get after you thought you had received all the gifts. And also… who would want to spank me? I’m always so innocent and sweet🥺

  3. Ellie says:

    Owie *rubbing* wait a second, shouldn’t you be like…sleeping at this time of the day/night? 😱

    Hope everything is ok, Mistress Procrastinator.

  4. laineytales says:

    Hi Alyx. Hoping to complete a story for the holiday exchange if that is okay with you all. One question, well I have many but for now just one. How do we submit the said story to you for posting?

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