As some of you know, I have a mini collection of implements. But I have to admit that most of them don’t get used regularly, and that my favorite implement is still my sturdy right palm. 😀 However sometimes you stumble upon some new discoveries in the most unexpected places.
Recently Mil and I took a little trip to Maui, and among the many delights to be found on this island were a couple of nice spanking implements. The first was found in the Airbnb condo we stayed at, which provided all the comforts of home, including a full kitchen. Among the cooking utensils was a silicone/rubber spatula, which turned out to make a great spanker.
Now I already have a silicone spatula in my collection, but this one came with a wooden handle which was much better than my plastic one. And the shape (both rounded and squared, curved on one side and flat on the other) proved just perfect for landing nice splats on a deserving bum. I couldn’t see a brand name, but I would highly recommend picking something like this up if you have a chance. (Oh, and before you ask — yes, we did wash it afterwards, and no, we didn’t use it for regular cooking. 😀 )
The second item I spotted in a drugstore. I was looking for a balloon stick to do some cane-like silent whipping (due to being in the aforementioned condo), and they didn’t have any balloons! But they did have a very bendy ruler, which seemed to be made out of some kind of silicone. It might’ve been plastic, as I know that’s cheaper. But it was heavier than regular plastic, and much less brittle. And my brat said it was the most evil implement in my collection! Now that’s saying something, but I’m inclined to agree with her. o.O
You can certainly use it in a less forceful manner, but if you swing it hard enough it has a terrible bite. At least as stingy as a cane, but in a much wider swath. And it’s not as silent as a cane either. But if you don’t like it for spanking, it does make a very good ruler. *LOL*