A couple of implement recommendations

As some of you know, I have a mini collection of implements. But I have to admit that most of them don’t get used regularly, and that my favorite implement is still my sturdy right palm. 😀  However sometimes you stumble upon some new discoveries in the most unexpected places.

Recently Mil and I took a little trip to Maui, and among the many delights to be found on this island were a couple of nice spanking implements. The first was found in the Airbnb condo we stayed at, which provided all the comforts of home, including a full kitchen. Among the cooking utensils was a silicone/rubber spatula, which turned out to make a great spanker.

Now I already have a silicone spatula in my collection, but this one came with a wooden handle which was much better than my plastic one. And the shape (both rounded and squared, curved on one side and flat on the other) proved just perfect for landing nice splats on a deserving bum. I couldn’t see a brand name, but I would highly recommend picking something like this up if you have a chance. (Oh, and before you ask — yes, we did wash it afterwards, and no, we didn’t use it for regular cooking. 😀 )

The second item I spotted in a drugstore. I was looking for a balloon stick to do some cane-like silent whipping (due to being in the aforementioned condo), and they didn’t have any balloons! But they did have a very bendy ruler, which seemed to be made out of some kind of silicone. It might’ve been plastic, as I know that’s cheaper. But it was heavier than regular plastic, and much less brittle. And my brat said it was the most evil implement in my collection! Now that’s saying something, but I’m inclined to agree with her.  o.O

You can certainly use it in a less forceful manner, but if you swing it hard enough it has a terrible bite. At least as stingy as a cane, but in a much wider swath. And it’s not as silent as a cane either. But if you don’t like it for spanking, it does make a very good ruler. *LOL*

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44 Responses to A couple of implement recommendations

  1. Mimi says:

    I like your little collection 🙂 Have you used them all? The truth is… Nothing has been used on me, ever 😛

    Also, I can only imagine what a nice time you had at Maui 😉

    • Alyx says:

      Thanks, Mimi. Yup, I have used them all, but not regularly. 🙂 As for your own experience, take heart — I’m sure there is spanking in your future. 😀 (And Maui was wonderfully relaxing, even if much too short!)

  2. heatedsite says:

    I think 🤔 every T has his own collection and all of you have a bad habit🤣 of adding more….. And you are so happy 😊 about it!!
    Just a thought 💭not all of us want to remember the vacation in that way😨😨
    Congrats ma’am for adding your collection 😉😉

    • Alyx says:

      Welcome, Heatedsite, to the blog! 🙂 Yes, you are right that most tops do have a collection of sorts, and we take pride in it. And yes, I can imagine that most brats might not want to remember such things about their vacation. *LOL* But there were lots of other nice things too — beautiful sunny beaches and balmy breezes, yummy food, gorgeous sunrises and sunsets, and lots of romantic moments. The spankings were just the icing on the cake. 😉

      • heatedsite says:

        Sorry 🙏 forgot my manners, hello ma’am👋. You had me there!!!! hooked drooling 🤤 🤤… my imagination hit the roof 🙃🙃 I was so engrossed with your description and then….You couldn’t resist yourself the evil 😈 twist 🔀 of T make the appearance 😨😨 again.!!! And you demolished my dreams so for being fair I stole the cake from you ma’am 😀😊

        • Alyx says:

          *LOL* Well, let’s hope that cake doesn’t give you a tummy ache….or pain anywhere else. 😉 😀

          • heatedsite says:

            Not stolen ma’am…
            I really meant to say borrowed.. No wait sharing the tiny cake😮😮 Yeah… Pain well I’m proudly saying that I accomplished that part 😜😜. ♥️

  3. Mil says:

    That flexi-ruler is most def the most evil implement I’ve ever encountered! Alyx did mention above that she agrees, but she failed to mention how said implement became MIA when the ‘tables turned’! I think she learned that trick from Fizzy 😉

    • Alyx says:

      Hey, stop trying to ruin my reputation! ;D Fizzy did hide one of my implements, now that you mention it. She’s a terrible influence. *shaking head*

  4. Ellie says:

    lol…Thanks Mil for this beautiful anecdote that we will all treasure and learn from! 🙂

    And thank you Alyx for the suggestions! Both look at the same time evil and intriguing (don’t know how that’s even possible).

    Did you steal the spatula in the end? :p

    • Alyx says:

      Of course we didn’t steal the spatula! *swat* for even suggesting it! (It was tempting, though. Must find one of those for my own collection. 😀 )

      • Ellie says:

        Ow! *Rubbing*
        But, Ma’am, since you just admitted that it was indeed tempting…I can only assume that you show appreciation for innocent suggestions in the form of swats…

        Duly noted for the future! *fleeing*

    • mo says:

      LOL, Ellie! Same occurred to me:p but I thought she might have considered leaving money on the counter with a note saying it was imperative they take it.
      I’m glad you had a great time. I’d like to try airbnbs.

      • Alyx says:

        I was about to welcome “Mo” to the blog, but then discovered you’d posted before as “Cassidy.” Are you trying to confuse us? 😉

        Nope, I wasn’t going to take it, especially with a note. Don’t forget they have my name and RL details! I’ll just consider buying my own. 😀 And Airbnbs are great — cheaper than hotels and with all kinds of extras….like implements. 😀

        • mo says:

          Only as cofusing as it is too work and live around too many women with the same name for a few yrs; so lovin my Irish roots of fiery women game for mild trouble, whiskey and beer, I was Cassidy. But I’m away from that now so I’m mo. I’ve commented as mo here for a couple of yrs here. 😀

          • Alyx says:

            I went to check on that, because my memory sucks, but I have another friend Mo so I thought I would remember that one. And I found more comments as “Monica,” so I see that you have been here a while. 🙂 Thanks for explaining that, and I’ll be sure to use your new nick from now on.

  5. Hi I wanted to say that I am fun of yours stories I really enjoyed them, but my favorite Nicky and Cassie are you in near future 🔮 to see another story and Nicky in trouble, but I would say just a thought that her little sister has getting away with a lot of stuff…. So I was wondering mix it up a bit.
    That things look so innocent… ♥️ ♥️ but in your hands are deadly weapons on brats bottom😈😈

    • Alyx says:

      Hi Rainbow1980blog, and welcome! Thanks for letting me know you like my stories, and yes, Nicky and Cassie are always fan favorites. 🙂 I have more adventures in store for them, but not in the near future, I’m afraid. My next book (hopefully coming out soon) will be a SuperTop book. After that it’ll likely be the gypsy or Rowan and the Queen. But don’t worry, Cassie and Nicky will always be with us. 😀

  6. Thank you for the reply, that’s good to hear i really like them you make them so real like the couple next door..♥️
    Question ma’am 🙋when you say a Super Top Book what do you mean by that definition?
    it’s a hint for the brats to start running 🏃 😋😋

    • Alyx says:

      Yes, I’m sure the brats should start running when SuperTop is around. 😀 But no, it’s a trio of stories about my character Emily Winters, who’s a counselor for those who practice domestic discipline. I wrote a Xmas story about her once: Winters’ Warmth. That one will be in the book as well as the first one I ever wrote about her, but there will also be a new story as well, which is a bit longer (and very toppy). 😉

  7. laineytales says:

    Hi 🙃

    By any chance is your favourite colour green? And the second probably red…lol 😜

    Out of the two I would have said the spatula was likely to be the most evil, just shows how wrong you can be. Not that I want to try them to find out!

    E xx

    • Alyx says:

      Hey there, Lainey! *LOL* As a matter of fact, I do like green a lot! Especially lime green. 🙂 But yes, a certain shade of dark pink, almost magenta, is another favorite of mine. 😀 (I’m sure the spatula could be used in a very painful manner, but the ruler was cane-like in its evilness. Incredibly flexible.)

  8. LoganTyler says:

    So it is true what they say… synthetic is more ouchie. 😈

  9. Ash says:

    Funny… they seem so harmless. I just can’t imagine that ruler hurting! Maybe that is part if it’s evilness, it tricks you into feeling safe.

    • Alyx says:

      It IS evil, Ash. And if I ever go to Norway, I’ll be happy to show you how much. 😀

      (P.S. Your email is bouncing, for some reason!)

      • Ash says:

        Gee… Thanks, Alyx! *pout*

        I was at a friend’s house with a bad signal. Maybe that was the problem? But that shouldn’t have been a problem though. I got your latest tho.

  10. Anna says:

    Hi Alyx. I just saw your post. You have quite a collection of implements. Darn, how big is that large paddle I saw? It looks tough. For some reason, I am enamoured with the wooden brush that’s between the round black leather paddle and the black with white embellishment. How is that one? Is it one of your less severe ones or is it’s size deceptive?

    • Alyx says:

      Hey Micah/Anna! That big paddle is a sorority paddle, and is 27 inches long and about 6 inches wide. It’s tough, all right. I think I’ve only used it a couple of times on non-sorority members. *LOL*

      Are you talking about the hairbrush with the 3 holes in the handle? It’s very light wood, but very stingy. I actually got bruised by it because the person spanking me didn’t realize how hard it can hit. But it can used less harshly, for sure. Either way it’s going to be pretty ouchie, though. *g*

      I saw your collection recently on your blog and still have to go comment on that. You have some nice pieces! *admiring*

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