I’ve censored it to protect the innocent/guilty, but this is what it said:
I am an evangelist for [Nanny site URL], basically I like to periodically reach out and let you know about content that we have written that may be interesting either to you or your followers. I’ll try not to overwhelm you and encourage you to let me know if I am.
Our latest article is here: (Nanny site URL/how-to-stop-yelling-at-your-kids article). It would be fantastic if you could share it via your blog. We don’t always say it enough but thank you for your time and consideration. We appreciate it greatly!
[Name of poor deluded person withheld]
So what y’all think? Would my followers be interested in this? Before you get all excited, let me state that there’s nothing about corporal punishment on their site. Yes, I did check. I had to….for your sakes, naturally. 😉