One of the few times you’ll hear me sympathize with brats….

So I cleaned for days (not full out, except for one day, but a little each day for a week), getting ready for TMT’s visit. Very thoroughly. Everything that could be dusted was dusted. Walls, ceilings, light fixtures and stuffed animals were all vacuumed. Window louvers and curtains washed. All the wood polished (including my dresser and a lovely handmade jewelry box with a special English lemon oil, which made them glow gently). The silver, gold, and brass was also polished with silver cleaner. All the mirrors shined. Overdue filing done and all the usual sweeping and mopping and new bedding one usually does for a guest. The same care was paid to the bathroom. I scrubbed every porcelain surface and bought a new shampoo rack for the shower.

And then last night I got spanked….for having dust in my car.

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78 Responses to One of the few times you’ll hear me sympathize with brats….

  1. ashtale says:

    Awww. Alyx, I’m sorry. You know… I must say… I am impressed. I can’t even bring myself to clean my room, but you… you are like a super woman. And maybe the threat of a spanking will get most people to clean (I wouldn’t know *LOL*), but cleaning for days really deserves kudos in my book. Well done! *pats Alyx on shoulder*

    • Alyx says:

      Thank you, Ash. I am no super-woman….I really dislike cleaning. But I have to say, having things all clean is a nice feeling. πŸ™‚

  2. Bahama girl says:

    Lmao πŸ™‚ Awww…… Poor baby. Lol . You should’ve told the dust to stay away until she’s gone. Anyhow thanks for that. I had an awful day today. I needed that laugh πŸ™‚

    • Alyx says:

      Sorry you had such a bad day, Bahama girl. Hope things are better now. But you’re right — I should’ve topped the dust and told it to stay away!! πŸ˜€

  3. Ana says:

    LOL…See, “not good enough” is not always deliberate. πŸ™‚ But hope you enjoyed it…very much!

  4. Fizzy says:

    *picking myself up off the floor and wiping my eyes* I told you she’d find something to spank you for anyway!

    I don’t know whether to sympathize with you, or be afraid that this distressing level of toppy creativity is going to give you even more ideas than you already have! *hugs* to you both. πŸ™‚

    • Alyx says:

      Sweetie, the nice thing about being YOUR top is that one doesn’t have to search very hard to find excuses to spank! *teasing* πŸ™‚ *hugs back*

  5. Indy says:

    It was good of you to leave *something* for her to pick on. It’s rude to tax the brains of a jet-lagged person, you know. (This would be a good excuse in case you clean perfectly next time…)

    Helpfully yours,

    • Alyx says:

      *LOL!* Ah, I always new beneath the intellectual exterior beat the heart of a brat. *g* You’re right, that’s a perfect excuse (and after traveling for more than 24 hours, she can actually relate)!

  6. kiai says:

    Can’t. Stop. Laughing! I know this may sound strange but I really enjoy cleaning…lol. Yesterday, a friend of mine needed help cleaning his room before the manager kicked him out (yes it was that bad) and I had the best time organizing and picking things up! Seriously, I didn’t know there was carpet until I moved trash and clothes around….eek. Anyways, thanks for the laugh and I hope TMT and you are enjoying yourselves. πŸ˜‰

    • allm9 says:

      Well geez louise if you were going to be smacked anyways? Why even try? πŸ™‚ That sucks if you didn’t want it? and Yeah? if you did? Hope y’all have a blast with each other, and time slows down so you have more time together!

      • Alyx says:

        Time does speed along when you’re on vacation, doesn’t it? We’ll try to make each moment count. (And to be honest, I would want to clean it was well as I could for her. The spanking was just a….er…bonus? πŸ˜› *g*)

    • allm9 says:

      Kiai..SERIOUSLY? You LIKE cleaning.? God that is like chinese water torture to me. Love all outside work (except weeding, HATE weeding and gardening)..but anything up on roofs..good to go..climb trees and cut down branches. I’m there! Mow the lawn? I’ll not ONLY do mine, but my neighbours and my neighbour’s neighbour! lol

    • Alyx says:

      Hm….are you for hire? *vbg* You ARE a good friend! Actually TMT can get into cleaning too, and intellectually I can see the satisfaction in doing a good job and enjoying the finished product. Too bad it takes such yucky effort to get there! (Yes, we’re enjoying ourselves very much, thank you. πŸ™‚ )

  7. SP says:

    Congrats! I’m sure your bottom is warm and content and happy *bg* (very impressed by all that cleaning you did, holy cow)
    TMT: did you bring your cane?? lol
    Thanks for sharing Alyx and more please. πŸ˜‰

    • Alyx says:

      I’m rather impressed by the cleaning I did myself, actually. *bg* And washing and vacuuming my car was actually on the list too….I just ran out of time! (My bottom is tender and content and happy, thank you. πŸ™‚ )

  8. Raine says:

    I don’t know whether to be in awe for your ability to spend this massive amount of time cleaning every tiny place, or to laugh at how futile everything you did was. *still laughing* Have fun you two~ *bg*

    • Alyx says:

      *g* It was a bit futile, wasn’t it? But only in the sense of avoiding a spanking. On the other hand, I now have a wonderfully clean room. And there were other rewards, of course. πŸ˜‰

  9. naughtyney says:

    Still laughing…sorry. That was funny. When you are so responsible Tops have to get very creative. Well, you probably have to do that with a certain brat of your own don’t you?

    I hope you both have a great time together.



    • Alyx says:

      A very good point, Naughtyney — I’m so responsible and well-behaved she had to stretch to find a reason. πŸ˜€ (And yes, I do know what that’s like. Fizzy inspires creativity!) Thanks for the good wishes.

    • Kayla says:

      Okay I have to say it but does anyone else see a chubby baby arm when you look at naughtyney’s little pic? The light spot is the shoulder the other cheek is the chest….anybody??? When I clicked on the image and it enlarged I had to laugh cuz it is most definately a very nice derriere.

      • Bahama girl says:

        Boyi Kayla , how u see dat man. How in dis life you see a baby arm dread . And I thought I was the only one with one good eye πŸ™‚ it seems as though I gat company.

  10. sandy1984 says:

    Sorry Alyx, no sympathy from me either…I know for a fact that you would’ve enjoyed every single delicious smack.
    Lucky bugger!

    • Alyx says:

      Hmph. Well, I might’ve enjoyed every delicious smack, but I’m making good use of my pillow, let me tell you! *g* (Yeah, I am a lucky bugger, aren’t I? I’m loving every moment. πŸ™‚ )

  11. Bahama girl says:

    Hey Alyx……. Tell home slice you sexy and you know it πŸ™‚

  12. Mil says:

    LOL! I don’t know how I missed this post, but that’s great news! (I think)

    • Alyx says:

      Thanks, Mil. I’m sure you missed the post because you were busy with other kinky endeavors. *bg* But yes, it was fun. πŸ™‚

  13. Of canes and brushes and blissed-out butts…..

    I’ve been loving the well wishes and humour here – thank you everyone.

    As for your questions…. vbg*… After an astonishingly spooky remote brat-attack, which resulted in my suitcase being mislaid in Amsterdam, I have fortunately been reunited with it and yes, among other delights, my canes…. Also Alyx doesn’t technically need to be ‘naughty’ now. I have a list. *g*

    Bu-ut…. for all the teasing of Alyx here, you all know what a lovely, generous woman she is… her sense of humour and the sudden stern flash of her eyes (which gets you lot swatted) and you know that her touch is one of gentleness and…. it is also one of teasing electricity… and though her car was rather dusty and her bottom nicely warmed, the lucky switch in me has benefited from her skills too… Alyx can wield an ebony paddle and make every cell in your body sing, as I have found out… So while you tease her about the swish of the cane, I am one blissed-out woman, certain that when we met she and I, oh so many years ago, it was me who won the pan-global love lottery.

    Aloha! πŸ™‚ ~ TMT

    (and oh yes, Bahama Girl she is hot, hot, hot…)

    • Bahama girl says:

      Awww…… That was so cute sweetie . It’s nice to hear from you and I hope you two are having an awesome time together πŸ™‚
      Tell Alyx do wiggle dance. Ahh girl look at your body , TMT got a workout πŸ™‚

      • *LOL* Oh… Alyx do wiggle dance alright. *eg* πŸ˜€

        • Ana says:

          *discreetly and politely and respectfully enjoys this VERY much….*

          • Alyx says:

            Hah. Glad you enjoyed it. πŸ˜› My car got me in tons of trouble this visit. *wince* But I will be very discreet myself about the rest of it!

            • Ana says:

              *discreetly and politely and respectfully giggles and grins at your wincing…winks and smiles*

              How much longer of the fun do you have, Alyx?

              • Alyx says:

                It’s over now, I’m afraid. I’m in the process of recovering! πŸ˜€ And suffering through the withdrawal pangs, of course. *sigh*

                • Mil says:

                  Oh 😦 that breaks my heart a little bit

                • Alyx says:

                  Mine too, Mil. But makes sense that the height of happiness attained is measured by the depth of heartbreak when it’s over, huh? *wry smile*

                • Ana says:

                  Aw…sorry to hear that. But I remember you saying that you have another visitor coming? I hope you enjoy that one…even if it doesn’t have quite the same…er…”effect”. πŸ™‚

                • Alyx says:

                  Thanks, Ana. My next visitor is a long-time friend. We will definitely have fun hanging out together. And there won’t be the same “scary-fun” moments, but I’m sure it won’t be as energy-consuming either. πŸ˜€

    • Naughtyney says:

      What? TMT among other well known Tops is a switch??? My relationship is more and more starting to sound like the norm. My gf and I are both switches w/ each other.

      • Alyx says:

        That’s lovely you and your girlfriend can enjoy each other that way, Naughtyney! Twice the benefit, eh? πŸ˜‰ But though TMT has her switchy moments, she is very much a Top with a capital T, believe me! And I wouldn’t have her any other way. πŸ™‚

    • disneydyke says:

      I’m so glad you both are having a great time… and that you tell us about it! I’ve reread Alyx’s posts a couple of times (lovely sense of humour indeed) and I’ve reread this comment as well… I say you both are lucky! And my word is law! πŸ˜‰

      BahamaGirl said it better: this was so cute.

  14. Bahama girl says:

    Hey Alyx , can you please ask the boss lady if she can write a continuation of the queens harvest please πŸ™‚

    • Kayla says:

      Heck I would be happy if she would write anything. It’s been a long time since Valentines day.

      • Bahamagirl says:

        Boy u ain lie . I think if we beg real nice she’ll feel sorry for us and do it. So everyone , lets all beg THE BESTEST TOP IN THE WHOLE WIDE WIDE AND I MEAN WIDE WORLD to please bless us poor folks (and brats) with a story πŸ™‚

        • Ahhhh…. flattery. It’s supposed to get you anywhere, right? . You know, Bahama girl, when a brat*** is using sweet and fulsome, honeyed words, it is usually just when the palm is about to land, in the hope that her Top will become distracted and only deliver a little sting… Does it work?… *Vbg* Nope. πŸ˜€ Sooooo…. do you think her Muse, in the magical ethers, is going to be all inspired by endless begging? Hmmm… *g* I’ll check it out and get back to you on that. It may require some sort of exotic offering.

          Seriously, you’re sweet, thank you for making me laugh. πŸ™‚

          πŸ™‚ ~ TMT
          ***( and/or other folks)

      • *LOL* hey Kayla – It has been a while, I know. 😦 However, there is a leetal tale bubbling away in my mind. It’s a shame I have other Alyxs a lovely woman to fry entertain and not very much time at the moment!

  15. cras says:

    Hmmm, if it weren’t for TMT’s comment the other day about preferring moans to complaints, I’d tell you that the lesson to be learned from this incident is to make sure you clean your car too next time. As it is though, I think the lesson to be learned is that you really shouldn’t put as much energy into cleaning the house since you deprive yourself of lovely spankings when it’s all clean, neat, and sparkly.

    Glad y’all are having fun! Do enjoy yourselves. πŸ˜‰

    • Alyx says:

      Hey Cras,

      Yes, there have been lots of moans for more than one reason, and on both sides. πŸ˜€ Cleaning my car was actually on my list, but I ran out of time. However I am very happy with my efforts overall….and the result. *bg* Thanks for your good wishes.

      • Bahamagirl says:

        Hi Alyx πŸ™‚ You livin aye . I den thought home gal kill you with der rhytm. Hurt ya self gal πŸ™‚

        • Alyx says:

          I’m still here, Bahamagirl. But I think I’ll be needing a vacation from my vacation! *LOL*

          In the meantime, here’s a pic of sunrise from the House of the Sun.

          • Bahamagirl says:

            Awesome πŸ™‚ It looks like the top of a volcano. When I see stuff like this , it makes me appreciate living here. Dude , I hope that’s not the only pic you gun sen dread. You gat me jonsen fer more. Tell the chief hey for me babes.

            • Alyx says:

              It was a volcano at one time, Bahamagirl. But I agree the fiery sun appears to be exploding like an eruption. It was howling icy cold winds too — my fingers were freezing trying to snap the pic. I have to work on the rest of the pics. Passed on your hello to the “chief.” πŸ˜€

              • Bahama girl says:

                Where you is so , you still gat old man winter still out der causin you stress. Thanks fer telling the chief hey babes πŸ™‚ Man y’all gat me readin the gypsy and all dem over and over gettin all twist up. Don’t cause me get in more trouble with my wife pls. I den in the dog house , so gal help get me out.

                • Alyx says:

                  Not Old Man Winter, but a howling gale at 10,023 feet elevation, Bahama Girl. As far as being in the doghouse, I’m afraid you’re on your own, hon. I suspect you’re a handful for your wife anyway, so she’s probably used to it. πŸ˜€

          • Mil says:

            That’s beautiful!

          • kiaigrrl says:

            Wow, that is gorgeous. I’m saying my goodbyes to mountains and ocean at the moment as we are moving far from them in a week…I can’t even imagine not having mountains around me or seeing the ocean! I’ll have to warn my lovely wife to expect a meltdown or two…lol Hope you and TMT are having a wonderful time together. πŸ™‚ Sending smiles!

            • Alyx says:

              Moving is stressful for sure, Kiaigrrl. I hope wherever you end up has its own beauty and benefits to please you. (I can’t imagine living somewhere with no mountains or ocean either, though!) TMT is dragging me to the beach daily. *g* I’m losing the pasty skin that the computer-addicted acquire. *LOL*

  16. naughtyney says:

    ok the comment about my deriere? Thank you but please don’t enlarge it. The goal is to make it smaller. LOL.

    • Kayla says:

      *LOL* There is nothing wrong with your deriere. It’s so nice in fact, that I have it as my desk top image. Lovely indeed.

      Oh and Bahamagirl I think I was looking at it after a long day of work so it could have been anything at that point. Everything blurs together. *L* I showed it to my gf who looked at me a little weird when I mentioned what I saw. Luckly she didn’t force me to get my eyes checked. *g*

    • Alyx says:

      Sorry, I squinted as hard as I could and couldn’t see a chubby baby arm. But I’m sure we all appreciate the excuse to stare at someone’s bottom for an extended period of time. πŸ˜€

  17. Pixie says:

    So glad you are both together. Long distance can be the pits but makes being together extra special! Hugs to both x

    • Alyx says:

      Thank you, Pixie. *hug back* I know you sympathize about the not living together situation, so you do understand how distance can make things harder. But you’re right — it makes things so special and precious too. πŸ™‚

  18. Bahamagirl says:


  19. Amy says:

    I went to go see Death Cab for Cutie last night. It was pretty incredible. Ben Gibbard is not only an excellent musical artist, he is also a pretty good performer. I was dancing next to this ginger, and he was most definitely checking me out. It was very flattering. (don’t worry, I’m still bisexual, that’s why I post on this site).

    We were looking into each other’s eyes during these lyrics:
    “And I do believe it’s true that there are roads left in both of our shoes,
    but if the silence takes you then I hope it takes me too.
    So brown eyes I hold you near, cause you’re the only song I want to hear,
    a melody softly soaring through my atmosphere.”

    • Alyx says:

      I’d never heard that band before. But those lyrics are great. πŸ™‚
      (And it’s always flattering to be checked out, no matter who does it. *g*)

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