Yes, that’s right girls and boys, it’s time once again to examine those terms that were put into search engines like Google or Yahoo, which somehow led people to my blog. I’ve got a ton of them for you this time, but these are only about 1/3 of the crazy searches I found!
With some it’s obvious why my blog came up — the keywords were used in my stories or my posts. But with some I am totally baffled as to why Alyxfic was a result. In any case, I hope you find them as entertaining as I do.
Yus. But I vant to be alone.
Same as above, but for pirates. Arrr.
alyx saying no
*g* Obviously a brat doing the searching.
spank that brat over my keen
This sounds vaguely Scottish. Sandy? Can you shed some light on this?
carring lesbo f/f
I really hope you misspelled “caring” and not “scarring.” *wince*
i have a terrible ache between my legs
I got something for that right here, sweetie. *patting crotch* *cough* Sorry, wicked butch moment there!
i am going to ground and spank your wife
And boy, is she going to enjoy it. 😉
nice alyx , where did you get it from?
Nevermind me — do you always have conversations with Google???
i was struggling to juggle two part-time jobs and making it on time to the lecture hal
Listen, Google doesn’t want to hear your problems either.
whats my displine
You are sentenced to read a grammar book from cover to cover.
Huge WHAT? *suspicious look* Arse? Ego? Writing talent? It better be the last one.
alyx short shotys
I’m glad I appeal to the spelling and typing-impaired as well. 😆
lesbian alyx vance sex stories
I had to Google this one myself. Now I understand where all the Half Life 2 search references come from!
Oh yes, I firmly believe pagans need discipline too.
pen used in movie julie and julia
the pen is in her mouth
the pen is not just for writing
I’m sure there’s something kinky with all the pen searches, but I’d rather not go there.
cooling gel spanking
This on the other hand, is something kinky I could probably get into.
i have a new girlfriend,and was shocked,while we were at it when she said please discipline me now i have heard of this before. what,s up.. thanx.
I hope you found some answers on my site. Though it sounds more like you were practicing your story for the next Penthouse Variations issue. (What, am I the only one who read those?! :P)
apple theif spanking
Hey, you’re famous, TMT! 8)
how to make a poster of bratitude
Fizzy — this one’s for you! 😀
i’m looking for micah
Yeah, lots of us are. ‘Bout time she wrote another story, don’t you think?
her cheeks were spread
Hmm…don’t believe I’ve written that yet. But it’s in the queue. *eg*
did you know if you refuse to kiss a gypsy they can hurt you?
Really? Um…in a good way? *taking notes*
gypsy ear stretchers
I don’t think so! If they can hurt you from just refusing to kiss them, can you imagine what they’d do to you if you did THAT?!
tis better give than receive
*nods* That’s in the Top Handbook. Right after “Do as I say, not as I do.”
cassie the dragon naked breast picture/dragon tales
What, I have naked breast pics??? *going to check them out*
+”on my bare bottom”+”her buttocks”
Let’s see…..equals “double your pleasure”?
+whipped +”prison yard” +ass
Is this the “new math”?? Looks like more fun than the old math!
i drove drunk do i deserve to be spanked
You deserve to have your license revoked for a 6 months, for a first offense. AND you deserve to be spanked.
f/b discipline story
Uh…brat? Beast? Barbie doll? Barn owl? Burger?? I give up.
A good reason not to use well-known sayings as topic titles:
what do you think is meant by “things are not always what they seem”?
who said things are not always what they seem to be
things is not always as you sure they are
things doesn’t seem to be as they seem
on another day no things as they seemed
little brats in undies
Aw, that sounds like a bedtime story.
spanked rear end pictures
Ooo, good search! I’d like to see some of those myself. *makes note*
“put your palms flat on the” spanking
Wow, I didn’t know that was a genre! *takes more notes*
spank her fuck her repeat three times
Sounds like a recipe for…a really good time. 😀
“uh got damaged”
Oh, you southerners are so easily bruised.
“When in doubt, make it rhyme” is my motto too!
made naked by surprise
Bet not as surprised as the one who found you.
when she hugged uncle bob marci felt his crotch press against hers. there was something lumpy down
Yeah, well someone better call Child Protective Services on lumpy Uncle Bob, that’s all I’ve got to say.
sent room knee young now ow ouch over crying no please chair lady
Oh yes, you will, missy! And stop calling me chair lady!
she was sure a spanking would be good for herself
LOL! I’m pretty sure no one in my audience would admit that.
alyx left arm weird
Listen, that’s extra muscle developed from pinning brats down…and it’s not polite to call it “weird.”
inanna lay against the fig
There must be some kinky Sumerian myths I’m missing out on here.
sapphic palm rub
Yeah, it’s a regular practice among our sort. *eg*
Vanilla people who were disappointed when they clicked on my link:
things to be certain on a turnabout
red tapestry bolster
regal harvest fabric
different type of jaws
sailor gypsy dolphin
i post philosphical stuff on my blog
shine hair with kerosene gypsy
willa’s wild life blows her nose
Kinky people who were disappointed when they clicked on my link:
fuck her wheel she watch tv
“sister in law” “her motorcycle” horny
f/f ass licking thread
incredulously pained stories of discipline
the comeuppance of the mature housewife was complete when the corrections officers started spanking her bare bottom
alyx feet tickling
punished in sweatpants
dreadfully placed discipline stories
I beg your pardon!
what does rowan butt mean
That Mr. and Mrs. Butt liked Old Norse names?
what good comes.from domestic discipline?
Good kinksters often do. But I think you misspelled “come.”
kickass spanking fic
Why, thank you. *blushing* Glad to see SOME searches were accurate!